4 tips for moving baby to crib

Happy apocalypse! I better have 20x the normal number of hits on this post, because we are all at home not spreading the viral plague around, right?? Ha. Seriously though. I know we need things like groceries (if there are any left), but aside from that, I genuinely hope people are finding other ways to […]

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MASS HYSTERIA ISN’T COOL.

If you’re easily offended, seriously go away. I don’t even care about your feelings today, and this is your warning shot. 😂 I had another post scheduled for today. I actually had a lot planned for today. If you had told me that instead of my To Do List, I would spend my day on […]

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Babe Lincoln (part II)

(part I) The ride to the hospital was quicker than I would have liked. It’s about 30 minutes from our house, but since I was nervous and not sure what to expect, I wouldn’t have minded taking a little bit longer to arrive. As we got out of the car, reality sort of started to […]

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You can’t have too many photos.

Eight months ago this was my mentality. Photographer, documenter, memory HOARDER. Takes photos of everything because “yOu cAn’T hAvE tOo mAnY pHoToS!” Old Sam is an idiot. You absolutely CAN take and have too many f*cking pictures. I’m sitting here with an eye headache emptying my boobs before I take my vitamin and go to […]

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finding more to give

I strolled through Target this morning giving solemn looks of solidarity to anyone with ashes on their forehead. As I know that, as some fellow Christian denomination, they are most likely suffering through Ash Wednesday starving to death just like I am. Ok. Dramatic. I’m not dying. It just feels that way whenever I can’t […]

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Will work for hair appointments.

For those who don’t know, I’m a photographer. I first discovered my love for photography when I was about eight, got my first camera and became a hobbyist at 16, and I’ve been doing it for other people when the mood strikes me for going on five years this spring. 🍾 You’d never know it […]

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Babe Lincoln (part I)

Ever since I started blogging (literally back when I was 13 years old on LiveJournal.com, hi I’m so embarrassed) I would see moms and new moms alike sharing the birth stories of their babies. As someone who has aspired to be a mom since I was just a kid myself, I always figured I’d have […]

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when everyone is full of crap.

Welcome to Real Talk Tuesday! I don’t know why I boast this “feature” on my blog. I feel like every time I post — Tuesdays or otherwise — I’m complaining about something and at one point or another in my ranting use the phrase “real talk.” So, thanks for coming back nevertheless. I’d promise there […]

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