deep down I always knew.

When I was little, I always wanted to be some famous actress.  And ever since I saw the movie Spy Kids 2, I felt like some way, somehow, I was meant to be famous or influential, or well known for something. And I finally figured out why I had that lifelong gut feeling. I figured it out […]

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an open letter to fragile Starbucks customers. & also Americans, b/c this IS America on a smaller scale.

Alright folks.  I tucked my soapbox under the bed for almost a month.  But apparently I’m among the “can’t stop, won’t stop” when it comes to keeping my mouth shut about my laundry list of opinions regarding an even longer laundry list of stupidity displayed by the American people as of late. So, since it’s highly unusual […]

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how to kick your resolution’s ass.

With Christmas right around the corner, and New Year’s following in its wake, self-reflection is in the air — at least for me.  Normally by this time of the year, I’ve started to feel more than a little grossed out by my diet and spending habits, and the annual January resolution to “be better” has slowly become […]

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