When I was little, I always wanted to be some famous actress. And ever since I saw the movie Spy Kids 2, I felt like some way, somehow, I was meant to be famous or influential, or well known for something.
And I finally figured out why I had that lifelong gut feeling.
I figured it out while wrapping presents this evening, and stuffing them in the backseat for the overnight trip to Connecticut on Christmas Eve.
Guys? I’m freaking Santa Claus.