Dear People Who Choose Electric Over Gas,
I don’t know how you do it. How you walk into that kitchen excited to make dinner knowing full well what lies ahead of you. The just short of a half hour of preheating for the oven temperature to finally climb to 400ºF. The copious handfuls of minutes involved with simply getting the water to boil, let alone cooking with said water. Seriously. I just boiled water for ten minutes just trying to make RAMEN. R A M E N. It’s not even a real meal! I waited three times longer for it to boil than it took to cook the entire thing AND start eating it. Granted, yes, I do start eating it immediately, before it even reaches a bowl, so maybe this particular detail is irrelevant, but still. You guys are saints. And having even a sliver of your patience would surely help to correct my ever-worsening case of RBF.
Probably Still Waiting For Something To Preheat,
Dear People Who Park Their Cars on the Road & Then Proceed to Dig Around via the Driver’s Side Doors,
Please don’t feel targeted since I also asked this on Twitter last night, but, why? W H Y DO YOU DO THIS? When I park on the road I don’t even like having to slither out of my seat to get to the sidewalk. Based on the way I walk, you’d think I was slinking along the edge of tall building. In all honesty I’ve actually considered climbing over to the passenger seat, sometimes. And in earlier years, I have actually done this back when my center console was smaller and less complicated. Yet, somehow there are humans in the world who are not only comfortable with, but legit give no shits about having their doors WIDE open into traffic, ass hanging out, rummaging around their backseat for God knows what. Just keep it on your passenger seat, and try and grab it while you’re wrangling a several ton vehicle like the rest of us.
Sorry That I’m Not Sorry I Almost Hit You,
p.s. if you do this, I don’t hate you. I legit just have road rage towards the person who got in my way on the way to the train last night. 💁🏻
Dear Playstation Vue,
Thank you for providing us with some ghetto-fab cable streaming for the better part of two years. Sadly we had to part ways last Friday because, you, like all other affordable things, got greedy and started to charge way more once more people jumped on the bandwagon. Now I can no longer watch the Investigation Discovery Channel, and this annoys me. So I will no longer be pimping you out as a more affordable cable provider. Until Schitt’s Creek comes back for it’s fifth season next year, that is, and I come crawling back.
Your fair weather friend,
If you could write an angry letter to anyone, who would it be and why? 😂