homemade bread for newbs

For newbies, by newbies. 🙋🏼 Guys, I started a YouTube channel! Ha, not really. Was being a YouTuber my young adult dream? Duh. I’m a female, for starters, and I love all things social media and drool at the idea of working for myself from home. Will I ever be one? It’s not likely, folks. […]

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to see or not to see: how to safely visit during lockdown

This quarantine business is hard, y’all. Lent was a bust. (Remember that time right before all this nonsense started when I said I was going to try to be a better person? Yeah right. God can test me all He wants but, mark my words, I failed this one, with flying colors.) Like, I’m probably […]

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bless this freaking mess.

Yay! We made it to Friday! That means the weekend is just one day away. Which would be great news if literally every single day didn’t feel like a freaking weekend for the last four weeks. 🙂 Who would’ve thought we’d reach a point in life where we are having too much weekend? Although, truth […]

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Real Talk Tuesday: Ass-pen Dental

Happy Wednesday? Saturday? Monday? Who knows? How has this awkward period that will forevermore be referred to as “The Quarantine” been treating you? Are you staying home? Are you cooking more than normal? Are you stepping on the scale? Anyone else gain at least three pounds from the incessant baking that has been happening? Can […]

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4 tips for moving baby to crib

Happy apocalypse! I better have 20x the normal number of hits on this post, because we are all at home not spreading the viral plague around, right?? Ha. Seriously though. I know we need things like groceries (if there are any left), but aside from that, I genuinely hope people are finding other ways to […]

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MASS HYSTERIA ISN’T COOL.

If you’re easily offended, seriously go away. I don’t even care about your feelings today, and this is your warning shot. 😂 I had another post scheduled for today. I actually had a lot planned for today. If you had told me that instead of my To Do List, I would spend my day on […]

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Babe Lincoln (part II)

(part I) The ride to the hospital was quicker than I would have liked. It’s about 30 minutes from our house, but since I was nervous and not sure what to expect, I wouldn’t have minded taking a little bit longer to arrive. As we got out of the car, reality sort of started to […]

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You can’t have too many photos.

Eight months ago this was my mentality. Photographer, documenter, memory HOARDER. Takes photos of everything because “yOu cAn’T hAvE tOo mAnY pHoToS!” Old Sam is an idiot. You absolutely CAN take and have too many f*cking pictures. I’m sitting here with an eye headache emptying my boobs before I take my vitamin and go to […]

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